"queenofmuffins I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at tumblrbotDOTnet - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot"
Asked by Anonymous
HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT I WANT TO RIP OUT YOUR TESTICLES AND TURN THEM INTO AN ATTRACTIVE HAT,
…SO CALL ME MAYBE?